"Competitive Salary" -
We remain competitive by
paying less than our competitors.
"Join Our Fast Paced
Company" - We have no
time to train you.
"Casual Work
Atmosphere" - We don't
pay enough to expect that you will dress up.
"Must be Deadline
Oriented" - You will be
six months behind schedule on your first day.
"Some Overtime
Required" - Some time
each night, some time each weekend.
"Duties will Vary" -
Anyone in the office can
boss you around.
"Must have an Eye for
Detail" - We have no
quality control.
"Seeking Candidates
with a Wide Variety of Experience" -
You will need to replace three people who just
left.
"Problem Solving
Skills a Must" - You are
walking into a company in perpetual chaos. Haven't heard a word from
anyone out there. Your first task is to find out what is going on.
"Requires Team
Leadership Skills" - You
will have the responsibilities of a manager without the pay or respect.
"Good Communication
Skills" - Management
communicates poorly, so you have to figure out what they want and do it.