THE ORIGINAL QUOTE
If you love someone,
Set him free...
If he comes back, he's yours,
If he doesn't, he never was....
THE NEW VERSIONS.....
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Pessimist:
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If you
love someone, Set him free ... If he ever comes back, he's yours, If he doesn't, as expected, he never was |
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Optimist:
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If you
love someone, Set him free ... Don't worry, he will come back. |
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Suspicious:
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If
you love someone, Set him free ... If he ever comes back, ask him why. |
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Impatient: |
If you
love someone, Set him free ... If he doesn't come back within some time, forget him |
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Patient: |
If you
love someone, Set him free ... If he doesn't come back, continue to wait until he comes back .. |
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Playful: |
If you
love someone, Set him free ... *If he comes back, and if you love him still, set him free again, repeat * |
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C++
Programmer: |
if(you-love(m_she)) /* m name of boyfriend */ m_he.free() if(m_he == NULL) m_he = new C_he; :: dont get it!! :: |
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Animal-Rights Activist: |
If you
love someone, Set him free, In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!! |
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Lawyers:
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If you
love someone, Set him free, Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that... :: still make me confuse |
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Bill Gates: |
If you
love someone, Set him free, If he comes back, I think we can charge him for re-installation fees ; but tell him that he's also going to get an upgrade. |
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Biologist: |
If you
love someone, Set him free, He'll evolve. |
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Statisticians: |
If you
love someone, Set him free, If he loves you, the probability of his coming back is high If he doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway |
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Schwarzenegger's fans: |
If you
love someone, Set him free, HE'LL BE BACK! |
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Over possessive person: |
If you
love someone don't set him free |
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HR specialist: |
If you
love someone Set him free by Offering him VSS and other benefits Then outsource him. |
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MBA: |
If you
love someone set him free instantaneously and look for others simultaneously |
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Psychologist: |
If you
love someone set him free If he comes back his super ego is dominant If he doesn't come back his id is supreme If he doesn't go, he must be crazy. |
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Somnabulist: |
If you
love someone set him free If he comes back it's a nightmare If he doesn't, you must be dreaming. |
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ERP functional expert: |
If you
love someone set him free If he comes back, map him into your system If he doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis |
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Finance expert: |
If you
love someone set him free If he comes back, it's time to look for fresh loans If he doesn't, write him off as an asset gone bad. |
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Marketing Specialist: |
If you
love someone set him free If he comes back he has brand loyalty If he doesn't, reposition the brand in new market |
So ... what kind of person are you ?
.... whatever ... keep on loving...